Tear Proof

Ross

As a French aristocrat best known as a writer of philosophy-laden pornography, as well as some strictly philosophical works; much of his writing was done while in prison. Despite being born out of wedlock and, until he was 40, used his mother's surname of Schicklgruber, he has finally found meaning in music. Specifically the composition of progressive harmonic classical rock compositions, with a bombastic style and elaborate live shows. He hopes one day to be one of rock's most successful acts, ranking seventh in number of albums sold worldwide.

Gary

British admiral who won fame as a leading naval commander. He is famous for his participation in the Napoleonic Wars, most notably in the Battle of Trafalgar, where he lost his life. He became a naval hero in the United Kingdom, and was asked whether he was not, in fact, the living embodiment of the classic American Dream. He answered the question by first screaming a string of frustrated obscenities and then admitting that, in actuality, he probably was. He differed sharply from the Stoics in one important respect: he utterly rejected their contention that reason could defeat emotion. On the contrary, he contended, an emotion can be displaced or overcome only by a stronger emotion. For him, the crucial distinction was between active and passive emotions, the former being those that are rationally understood and the latter those that are not.

Katherine

Was born in Melbourne, Australia in 1939. After attending a convent, Star of the Sea College, in Gardenvale, Melbourne, she won a teaching scholarship in 1956 and enrolled at the University of Melbourne, where she acquired the nickname 'baggy beat'. Also wrote an autobiography, published in the year 2000, called I was a robot, showing the inner workings of the association between over-use of pesticides like dieldrin, toxaphene, heptachlor, and DDT and mass wildlife kills, but it was no mere dry recital of the facts and figures

Andy (retired member)

Remembers the first songs Noel played to him being 'Live Forever' and 'All Around the World'. He claims his favorate Oasis song to play was 'Columbia' as it only consists of three chords. Was extraordinarily tall at six foot seven inches (2 meters) and a powerful man, although his gangly legs and arms are said to have drawn inspiration from the Bhagavad Gita and the writings of Leo Tolstoy, who in the 1880s had undergone a profound conversion to a personal form of Christian anarchism.

Liz (retired member)

In May 26, 1828 a young girl appeared in the streets of Nürnberg, Germany. She was wearing peasant clothing and could barely talk. Her only documentation was a letter to the captain of the 4th squadron of the 6th cavalry regiment, where the writer asked the captain to either keep her or hang her.

David

Grew up in the town of Bromley, in Kent (now part of Greater London). He stated his earliest musical goal was to be a sax player in Little Richard's group. Initially a saxophonist, he, quite by accident, was discovered as a singer when he subbed in for a missing vocalist at a club in London. He initially played with various blues groups, such as "The Lower Third" in 1960s. In 1773, ten years after he met Boswell, the two set out on A Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland. Their visit to the Scottish Highlands and Hebrides took place when pacification after the Jacobite Risings was crushing the Clan system and Gaelic culture which was increasingly being romanticised which helped develop the outrage at "video nasties" that led to the Video Recordings Act of that year. His campaigns helped bring an end to Channel 4's "red triangle" series of films; ironically intended to warn viewers of material liable to cause offence, it had also received criticism from Ed Winchester